Tera Patrick - Tera Tera Tera

MOVIE TYPE: Feature
RUNTIME: 120 Mins.
STUDIO: Vivid
DIRECTOR: Chi Chi LaRue
THEMES: Tera, Three-ways, Orgies
CONDOMS: Some Noted
STARS: Tera Patrick, Savana Sampson, Jordan Haze, Nicole Sheridan, Ashley Long, Kim Chambers, Kimberly Kane, Spyder Jonez, Mick Blue, Tristan, Voodoo, Grant Michaels

OVERALL RATING: B+
FEMALE LOOKS: A
MALE LOOKS: B-
PICTURE QUALITY: A
SEX: B-

REVIEW-

This is probably the non-celebrity adult event of the year. It's been a really long time since Tera Patrick has been in an adult flick. After a couple of years as porn's top draw, she had a big contract blowout and disappeared for a while. What followed was the most anticipated free-agent signing in adult history. Now that Tera is a Vivid Girl, she has been very slow to get in front of the camera. With a new set of boobs and an exclusive relationship with her co-star, Tera is making her Vivid debut. It will be our first time watching Tera fuck in several years, the first time we have seen her since she has 'enhanced' her already perfect breasts and the first time she's done a girl/girl scene on camera. It's the new Tera and it's time to see what she can do.

Director Chi Chi LaRue starts off with an interview in which Tera talks about her return to the adult industry. She is happy to be free to be as nasty as she wants to be and feels more mature in her sexuality. I don't know if Vivid is where women go to become hotter on camera. Bigger porn stars, more glamorous, hither-profile, yeah, but hotter? Hey let's not be cynical. Perhaps we are about to see Tera hotter than ever. She certainly looks beautiful and ready to rock.

The first scene features Tera in a pink bra and panty set with her man, Spyder, licking his way up her long legs. He works his fingers into her pussy and works her over as only someone who knows her can. Turning Tera around so that her head hangs off the table, he pumps her beautiful mouth. Tera always looked great sucking dick and she really seems to know what he likes. They set up for some hot fucking that features Tera riding in reverse cowgirl and shaking her new tits like crazy. This looks great, but it's only a single position fuck before he shoots a big wad all over her pretty face. One of the cameras has a poorly lit angle so the shot is inconstant, but it isn't a bad pop overall.

One of the things that the new Tera likes is busty blonde chicks who fuck two guys. We get to watch her fantasy played out by Jordan Haze and two dudes. They hook up in an alley on top of a car. They rub her down and then bend her over for penetration at both ends. She gives pretty good head and works them both with her mouth at once. There are some odd angles and a lot of hot lighting as this high energy scene progresses. Jordan has good enthusiasm, but doesn't really do much for me. The guys give her two loads on her tits as the scene comes to a close. This is more of a filler to keep us busy until we see Tera again.

Next up is Tera's first girl/girl scene on camera. Fellow V-Girl Savana Sampson gets to be her first. The contrast here couldn't be any greater. The experienced blonde is ready to make a meal out of the beautiful veggie virgin. Even though Tera isn't familiar with girl on girl action, she is a great kisser and uses those skills as she moves between Savana's thighs and starts working. This is great eye candy and the energy seems genuine. Savana starts out slowly, but works into some good toy play as she fills Tera's pussy with metal dildos. Savana gets some anal play as well and both girls finish the scene with huge smiles on their beautiful faces.

Tera's next fantasy is to watch a four-girl, three-guy orgy. Oh the eye candy is thick on this one, but it has that super-stylized feel to it from the start. Kim Chambers is in the mix, showing off her flexibility by locking her ankles behind her head. Nicole Sheridan is also on hand, not working over Voodoo who is getting blown by Avy Scott and another girl. Everything is very pretty, but there is also some frantic sucking going on. Any time you have Avy, Nicole and Kim in the same scene there is bound to be some deep oral action and we get that and then some. It is hard to find better bodies than the ones Kim and Nicole possess, so any angle on them looks great. I can't get behind the stark white background and the pretty feel, but there is unmistakable energy coming from the women and some very hot fucking along the way. Avy does some great DP and then share a big load. Nicole and Kim aren't about to share and they down sperm just like always.

Savana joins Tera and Spyder for a three-way that also breaks new grounds. Spyder leans back and Tera watches as another woman sucks her man's cock. She has a serious gleam in her eyes. Not to be outdone, Tera takes her turn and we get some great looking double blowjob footage. Two really pretty girls sharing one dick is just about every guy's fantasy so this makes for some great porn. The girls position themselves on top of Spyder. Tera rides his cock while Savana prefers to start on his face. Already gaining experience with veggie love, Tera has her tongue all over her new friend. They follow this up with another double blowjob. Apparently Tera isn't all that anxious to share all the way, because she gets into reverse cowgirl and rides like she wants to break his dick right off. She shares a two headed dildo with Savana and then lets Spyder shoot his load right between their pretty faces.

Tera Patrick is back and that is going to thrill porn fans the world over. I doubt if raincoaters are pleased that she is with Vivid, but I imagine this will open her up to a whole new batch of adoring fans. I wasn't too keen on the idea of a new set of boobs for Tera, but they look pretty good. She is as beautiful as ever and does seem to fuck with a bit more energy in her scenes. Her veggie debut goes pretty well as Savana tries to turn Tera into a full-fledged labe lapper. The big orgy scene is pretty good because the women are just so damn hot. Kim, Avy and Nicole perform their hearts out in the scene and it gives us something fun to watch in between Tera scenes. For now the Tera/Spyder pairings are fine, but I wonder how long porn fans will be willing to watch them if they stay exclusive. For now, just having her back is bound to be enough to keep many fans happy. (Yeah, but when are we going to see her take Lex in the ass?)   Collapse.

This is probably the non-celebrity adult event of the year. It's been a really long time since Tera Patrick has been in an adult flick. After a couple of years as porn's top draw, she had a big contract blowout and disappeared for a while. What followed was the most anticipated free-agent signing in adult history. Now that Tera is a Vivid Girl, she has been very slow to get in front of the camera. With a new set of boobs and an exclusive relationship with her co-star, Tera is making her Vivid debut. It will be our first time watching Tera fuck in several years, the first time we have seen her since she has 'enhanced' her already perfect breasts and the first time she's done a girl/girl scene on camera. It's the new Tera and it's time to see what she can do. ... Read the Full Review!